January 2012
reblog if a boy has ever called you ugly.
happiness-is-fake-bullshit:
tons. and tons of times.
Success
So, I’m taking Driver’s Ed, and the class is in the Tech Ed room. The tech Ed tables in there are kind of in bad shape, and there is tape all over them, to keep the table covers on. So, every driver’s Ed class, I pick at the packaging tape on my table because it’s dirty, grimy, and ugly and I’m a girl so I want my space to be clean. Well, the tape is too thick for my...
“Megan, what the FUCK?! She doesn’t need sparkles, she NEVER wears...”
– T-Gay ButtFiller
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
mindless-iconiac-directioner:
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
Internet Problems
I have a Tumblr so I can take my anger out on it. If I posted crazy shit on Facebook, my family would faint at how language-filled I am. If I posted crazy shit on Twitter, my advisor would be ashamed to have me as a student/unfollow me(don’t want that!)
But tumblr. Tumblr gives me the chance to go bat shit crazy. I only have 4 followers, and I don’t think they give a fuck about...
Re-arranging my room=a bitch
Fucking Shit.
When your brother decides to tell you about his Omegle experiences (penises, jacking off, etc). But guess what? The mother was in the room. FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE TOU THINKING?! SON OF A BITCH OUR FUCKING MOM WAS IN THE ROOM ABD YOU DECIDE TO TELL ME ABOUT HOW YOU SAW LIKE 80 PEOPLE JACKING OFF. You dumbass. Fucking shit mother fucker. Now we’re never getting a webcam, asshole. Could...
Silly Cat
When your cat uses your leg as a scratching post. FUCK
&he purrs like he didn’t do anything wrong
MEOWWW: Middle finger up to the sky. →
lemrocks:
Being a friend only works when both sides put in an effort. Once one side stops caring, theres only so long the other can give a shit. Well guess what, your time, is up. Everything I’ve done for you has been exactly that, FOR YOU. Even though I’m getting nothing in return for this, I’m looking out…
If you wanna fuck up your life, go ahead. I’m done trying to convince you the stuff you’re doing is wrong. Just a year ago, if I told you where you’d be now, you’d laugh and say “yeah right.” Yeah well look where you are. Messing up your life and being a bitch. Not knowing who your real friends are. I don’t even care anymore. See what it’s like have...
tumblr confuses me.
