am i just a roadblock in your way?

catholicnun:

my g spot is located about 2 inches inside your wallet

Taylor Swift discusses dancing at award shows on

"Late Night with Seth Meyers"

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit