me when people are mean to me
I’m still alive but I’m barely breathing
the ol razzle dazzle
tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn
"I have read the Terms and Conditions"
Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.
in honor of the revival of early-2000s internet culture, i’d like to suggest
- introducing “pwn” back into our collective vocabularies
- posting old limewired songs that have inserts of bill clinton saying “i did not have sexual relations with that woman”
- MIDI files for autoplay, featuring hit songs like Evanescence’s “Bring Me To Life” and Linkin Park’s “In The End”
- neopets forum wars
- those e-cards with weird 3D gifs like this
How I be at parties